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World’s Worst Pop Music

 
 

Bad music and all of the worst songs are subjective, we admit.  Often, the songs on this are loved by many but hated even more by others.

This section is devoted entirely to the worst songs of all time. Well, maybe not the all-time worst written songs or worst performances of all time. Perhaps “Really irritating songs that used to be popular songs” would be a better title. On the other hand, there are people reading the list below and saying to themselves ‘these are the greatest hits of all time!”

These are songs that, admit it or not, we all knew and mostly liked when they first came out. These are songs that make us cringe when we hear them now in front of loved ones.
What were we thinking?

How does one define a “bad song”?

Sometimes they are just too ‘catchy’ or we have heard them far too many times for a single lifetime. You may love a particular ditty and the person next to you may give you a look of horror, disdain, and even a little pity when they realize that you are enjoying that sound coming out of the speakers.

We’re not talking about music genres here. Parents/Adults have been whining about what the “kids” were listening to since the 1920’s. That nasty Charleston stuff that evolved into that Sinful Swinging, that enabled Elvis to gyrate, leading to Tina Turner showing some leg, Jim Morrison performing nude, Ozzie biting live bats,  the Sex Pistols urinating on stage, James Brown singing about his “Sex Machine”, and Eminem flipping the world “the bird” at the 2000 Grammys.

Don’t tell us “today’s music is terrible”. You sound like your mom talking about those long-haired, unkempt bad boys in “The Beatles”, or her mom harping about Elvis. Or those teachers who banned swing dancing at the school dances during World War II. Music marches in.

People like Pat Boone tried to make R & B/rock-n-roll acceptable to the masses, yet, for all his pop music success, his greatest achievement was the fathering of his daughter, Debbie Boone, who went on to record one of the most successful bad songs of all time, “You Light Up My Life”, lasting 10 weeks at Billboard’s number one, and over 20 weeks in the Top 40 in 1977. She won the Grammy for the best new artist as well. She never charted again, which is just fine for those of us who heard it, on average, a hundred thousand times that
Summer of ’77.

(BTW – the 70s was the list filled the fastest, followed by the 2000s with the 90s close behind.)
(BTW2 – The further back we go, the more complaints we seem to get about the “worst” selections. Time is very kind to bad songs, apparently.)

 
 

The 2000s – Worst Songs

1. Popozao – Kevin Federline
 
 
2. American Pie – Madonna
 
 
3. Magic – B.o.B Featuring Rivers Cuomo
 
 
4. All Day Long I Dream About Sex – JC Chasez
 
 
5. Lonely – Akon
 
 
6. Who Let The Dogs Out – Baha Men
 
 
7. Butterfly – Crazytown
 
 
8. I’m A Girl, Not Yet a Woman – Britney Spears
 
 
9. My Humps – Black Eyed Peas
 
 
10. I Played Chicken With A Train – Cowboy Troy
 
 
11. Black and Yellow – Wiz Khalifa
 
 
12. It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp – Djay f/ Shug (OSCAR WINNING SONG)
 
 
13. Country Girl – DF Dub
 
 
14. Las Ketchup – The Ketchup Song
 
 
15. Shut Up – Kelly Osbourne
 
 
16. Ring The Alarm – Beyonce
 
 
17. Starry Eyed Surprized – Oakenfold
 
 
18. Laffy Taffy – D4L
 
 
19. Teenage Dirtbag – Wheatus
 
 
20. A Little Less Conversation – Elvis vs JXL
 
 
21. She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy – Kenny Chesney
 
 
22. Sorry – Justin Guarini
 
 
23. Friday – Rebecca Black
 
 
24. Pimpin’ All Over The World – Ludacris Featuring Bobby Valentino
 
 
25. Unfaithful – Rihanna
 
 
26. Hey Ma – Cam’ron feat. Juelz Santana, Feekey Zekey and Toya
 
 
27. Grillz – Nelly, featuring Paul Wall, Ali & Gipp
 
 
28. Beautiful Soul – Jessie McCartney
 
 
29. Your Body Is a Wonderland – John Mayer
 
 
30. Picture – Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow
 
 
31. American Life – Madonna
 
 
32. Float On – Modest Mouse
 
 
33. She Bangs – Ricky Martin
 
 
34. I’m Real – Jennifer Lopez
 
 
35. You’re Beautiful – James Blunt
 
 
36. I’m In Love With A Stripper – T. Pain with Mike Jones
 
 
37. I Kissed A Girl – Katy Perry
 
 
38. Sorry 2004 – Ruben Studdard
 
 
39. Catch My Disease – Ben Lee
 
 
40. Black Suits Comin’ – Will Smith
 
 

The Nineties’ – Worst Songs

1. You Must Love Me – Madonna
 
 
2. I Can’t Dance – Genesis
 
 
3. Rico Suave – Gerardo
 
 
4. Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cyrus
 
 
5. Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice
 
 
6. 2 Legit 2 Quit – M.C. Hammer  
 
 
7. I Will Always Love You – Whitney Houston  
 
 
8. Informer – Snow
 
 
9. Life – Des’ree  
 
 
10. U Can’t Touch This – M.C. Hammer
 
 
11. Cantaloop – US3
 
 
12. Champagne Supernova – Oasis
 
 
13. All For Love – Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting
 
 
14. My Heart Will Go On – Celine Dion (Totally controversial as a bad song)
 
 
15. (Everything I Do) I Do It For You – Bryan Adams
 
 
16. This Kiss – Faith Hill
 
 
17. Let Her Cry – Hootie and the Blowfish
 
 
18. I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
 
 
19. Peaches – The Presidents of the United States
 
 
20. The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You – Bryan Adams
 
 
21. Good Stuff – B-52s
 
 
22. I Finally Found Someone – Bryan Adams and Barbra Streisand
 
 
23. Fly Away – Lenny Kravitz
 
 
24. One Of Us – Joan Osborne
 
 
25. Higher – Creed
 
 
26. Lump – Presidents of the United States of America
 
 
27. Are You Jimmy Ray? – Jimmy Ray
 
 
28. Believe – Cher
 
 
29. Sometimes Love Just Ain’t Enough – Patty Smyth and Don Henley
 
 
30. Roam – B-52s
 
 
31. Shiny Happy People – R.E.M.
 
 
32. Play That Funky Music – Vanilla Ice
 
 
33. Faith – Limp Bizkit
 
 
34. Ironic – Alanis Morrisette
 
 
35. Can I Touch You… There? – Michael Bolton
 
 
36. One Headlight – The Wallflowers
 
 
37. If I Was Your Mother – Bon Jovi
 
 
38. Barbie Girl – Aqua
 
 
39. Something Happened On The Way To Heaven – Phil Collins
 
 
40. Macarena – Los Del Rio
 
 

The Eighties’ – Worst Songs

1. Morning Train (9 to 5) – Sheena Easton
 
 
2. The Girl Is Mine – Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney
 
 
3. To All the Girls I Loved Before – Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson
 
 
4. The Final Countdown – Europe
 
 
5. Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
 
 
6. Ebony and Ivory – Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder  
 
 
7. We Built This City – Starship  
 
 
8. Lady In Red – Chris DeBurgh
 
 
9. Rock Me Amadeus – Falco  
 
 
10. Hip To Be Square – Huey Lewis and the News
 
 
11. Wild Wild West – Escape Club
 
 
12. The Twist (Yo, Twist!) – Fat Boys featuring Chubby Checker
 
 
13. Mickey – Toni Basil
 
 
14. Groovy Kind of Love – Phil Collins
 
 
15. We Didn’t Start The Fire – Billy Joel
 
 
16. Get Outta My Dreams Get Into My Car – Billy Ocean
 
 
17. We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off – Jermaine Stewart
 
 
18. Hangin’ Tough – New Kids on the Block
 
 
19. Puttin On The Ritz – Taco
 
 
20. Goonies R Good Enough – Cyndi Lauper
 
 
21. Safety Dance – Men Without Hats
 
 
22. The One That You Love – Air Supply
 
 
23. Harlem Shuffle – Rolling Stones
 
 
24. Maneater – Hall and Oates
 
 
25. Bad – Michael Jackson
 
 
26. The Warrior – Scandal
 
 
27. Word Up – Cameo
 
 
28. Don’t Worry Be Happy – Bobby McFerrin
 
 
29. Invisible Touch – Genesis
 
 
30. My Prerogative – Bobby Brown
 
 
31. Who’s That Girl – Madonna
 
 
32. Good Thing – Fine Young Cannibals
 
 
33. Medley – Stars on 45
 
 
34. Woman In Love – Barbra Streisand
 
 
35. Sussudio – Phil Collins
 
 
36. Let Me Tickle Your Fancy – Jermaine Jackson & Devo
 
 
37. Venus – Bananarama
 
 
38. Two Hearst – Phil Collins
 
 
39. I Like To Rock – April Wine
 
 
40. The Look – Roxette
 
 

The Seventies’ – Worst Songs

1. I’ve Never Been To Me – Charlene
 
 
2. Seasons In The Sun – Terry Jacks
 
 
3. Tusk – Fleetwood Mac
 
 
4. Feelings – Morris Albert
 
 
5. Don’t Give Up On Us – David Soul
 
 
6. Let Her In – John Travolta  
 
 
7. MacArthur Park – Donna Summer
 
 
8. You Light Up My Life – Debbie Boone (OSCAR WINNING SONG)
 
 
9. Boogie Oogie Oogie – A Taste of Honey  
 
 
10. Lovin’ You – Minnie Riperton
 
 
11. Midnight At The Oasis – Maria Muldaur
 
 
12. I Am… I Said – Neil Diamond
 
 
13. Sometimes When We Touch – Dan Hill
 
 
14. Afternoon Delight – Starland Vocal Band
 
 
15. Oh Babe, What Would You Say? – Hurricane Smith
 
 
16. Shannon – Henry Gross
 
 
17. (You’re) Having My Baby – Paul Anka
 
 
18. A Horse With No Name – America
 
 
19. Silly Love Songs – Wings
 
 
20. Disco Duck – Rick Dees
 
 
21. I Write The Songs – Barry Manilow
 
 
22. Muskrat Love – Captain and Tennille
 
 
23. Ma Belle Amie – The Tee Set
 
 
24. Run Joey Run – David Geddes
 
 
25. Brand New Key – Melanie
 
 
26. Do Ya Think I’m Sexy – Rod Stewart
 
 
27. Have You Never Been Mellow? – Olivia Newton-John
 
 
28. Daddy Don’t You Walk So Fast – Wayne Newton
 
 
29. Bad, Bad Leroy Brown – Frank Sinatra
 
 
30. Ode To Billie Joe – Bobbi Gentry
 
 
31. The Logical Song – Supertramp
 
 
32. Alone Again (Naturally) – Gilbert O’Sullivan
 
 
33. Billy, Don’t Be a Hero – Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods
 
 
34. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) – Rupert Holmes
 
 
35. I Am Woman – Helen Reddy
 
 
36. Do That To Me One More Time – Captain and Tennille
 
 
37. O-o-h Child – The 5 Stairsteps
 
 
38. Wildfire – Michael Murphy
 
 
39. Mama Can’t Buy You Love – Elton John
 
 
40. Playground In My Mind – Clint Holmes
 
 

The 60s’ – Worst Songs

1. MacArthur Park – Richard Harris
 
 
2. I Dig Rock and Roll Music – Peter, Paul and Mary
 
 
3. Yummy Yummy Yummy – Ohio Express
 
 
4. Palisades Park – Freddy “Boom Boom” Cannon
 
 
5. The Tra La La Song – The Banana Splits
 
 
6. Ringo – Lorne Greene  
 
 
7. I’m Henry VII I Am – Herman’s Hermits  
 
 
8. 98.6 – Keith
 
 
9. Honey – Bobby Goldsboro  
 
 
10. Tiptoe Through The Tulips – Tiny Tim
 
 
11. Winchester Cathedral – New Vaudeville Band
 
 
12. Surfin Bird – The Trashman
 
 
13. Jingle Jangle – The Archies
 
 
14. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini – Bryan Hyland
 
 
15. Cherish – The Association
 
 
16. Inna-Gadda-Da-Vita – Iron Butterfly
 
 
17. Somethin’ Stupid – Frank and Nancy Sinatra
 
 
18. Tell Laura I Love Her – Ray Peterson
 
 
19. Take a Letter Maria – R.B. Greaves
 
 
20. Do The Freddie – Freddie and the Dreamers
 
 
21. Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon – Neil Diamond
 
 
22. Please Mr. Custer – Larry Verne
 
 
23. In The Year 2525 – (Exordium and Terminus) – Zager and Evans
 
 
24. Feeling Groovy – Simon and Garfunkle
 
 
25. The Name Game – Shirley Ellis
 
 
26. Revolution 9 – The Beatles
 
 
27. Do The Clam – Elvis Presley
 
 
28. Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) – John Fred and His Playboy Band
 
 
29. Young Girl – Gary Puckett
 
 
30. Dizzy – Tommy Roe
 
 
31. San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair) – Scott McKenzie
 
 
32. Dominique – The Singing Nun
 
 
33. Do Wah Diddy Diddy – Manfred Mann
 
 
34. Lady Willpower – Gary Puckett
 
 
35. Teen Angel – Mark Dinning
 
 
36. Ringo – Lorne Green
 
 
37. Suite: Judy Blue Eyes – Crosby Stills and Nash
 
 
38. Wives and Lovers – Jack Jones
 
 
39. Don’t Pass Me By – The Beatles
 
 
40. The Happening – The Supremes
 
 

The 50s’ – Worst Songs

1. The Chipmonk Song – David Seville
 
 
2. The Happy Organ – Dave “Baby” Cortez
 
 
3. Doggie In The Window – Patti Page
 
 
4. Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom) – Perry Como
 
 
5. Venus – Frankie Avalon
 
 
6. Beep Beep – The Playmates  
 
 
7. I Wish I Were In Love Again – Frank Sinatra  
 
 
8. Dance With Me, Henry – Georgia Gibbs
 
 
9. Lonely Boy – Paul Anka  
 
 
10. Teen-Age Crush – Tommy Sands
 
 
11. Young Love – Tab Hunter
 
 
12. Banana Boat Song – Steve Lawrence
 
 
13. Rock and Roll Waltz – Kay Starr
 
 
14. Aba Daba Honeymoon – Debbie Reynolds & Carleton Carpenter
 
 
15. Teen-Age Crush – Tommy Sands
 
 
16. Charlie Brown – The Coasters
 
 
17. The Battle of New Orleans – Johnny Horton
 
 
18. Kookie Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) – Connie Stevens with Edd Byrnes
 
 
19. Why – Frankie Avalon
 
 
20. Tutti Frutti – Pat Boone
 
 
21. Western Movies – The Olympics
 
 
22. Sugartime – The McGuire Sisters
 
 
23. Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat – Paul Evans
 
 
24. Come On-A My House – Rosemary Clooney
 
 
25. Butterfly – Andy Williams