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Laugh a Little
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday,
instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying
with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted
by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours
with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him.
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling
went down just enough where he could see her a little out
of the corner of his left eye.
To the irritation of the judge, a man was trying to be excused
from jury duty. "Tell me," rapped the judge, "is
there any good reason why you cannot serve as a juror in the
The man replied: "I don't want to be away from my job
"Can't they do without you at work?" demanded the
"Yes," admitted the juror. "But I don't want
them to realize it."
January 30th In Pop Culture History
► 1968 - The North Vietnamese Army and the Viet Cong
begin the Tet Offensive
► 1969 - The Beatles rooftop performance and recording
for Let It Be took place at Apple Records.
► 1973 - KISS plays their 1st show at the Coventry Club
in Queens New York.
► 2007 - Microsoft released Windows Vista.
Famous Last Words...
|Christian Bale (1970)
Gene Hackman (1930)
Phil Collins (1951)
Vanessa Redgrave (1937)
Dick Cheney (1941)
Jake Thomas (1990)
Jody Watley (1959)
Wilmer Valderrama (1980)
Charles S. Dutton (1951)
Marty Balin (1943)
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882)
|"It's strong enough for
both of us."